Not just blood pressure issues, but also body pressure issues. Yes, it is common for Ugandans of all ages and size to suffer from ‘pressure in the body’
Not late or out of time, “time bad”
Remember icecream trucks? Here they have “iced cream” bicycles. Gatorade cooler on back, bell/whistle on front
Big trucks / public transport have the six inch tint across the top of the windshield- with words / expressions in another color: “Jealous is Nothing” , “Miami Driving” , “Power of God”, “MINE”, “Baby Boy”, are a few of the popular ones
Peanut butter guaranteed to improve skin condition, help maintain healthy weight, and increase male libido
Water truck: God gives it, but we treat and deliver
Public transport: you hop on a bus in kampala to head to kabale. The bus lists Mbarara, Ntungamo, Kabale etc in the window. Stop in Mbarara, good. Stop at Ntungamo, fine. Driver decides he no longer wants to go to Kabale, pulls over, gives each Kabale bound passenger 5K back from their fare and kicks them off the bus. True Story.
Imagine the response of American parents if they came to school assembly and heard the kids belting out “Touch my body..” (We laugh each time the song is sung)
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