Tradition

An odd assortment of expressions, ideas, and advice I have collected

If a baby urinates on you, it means one of two things: 1) you will produce many children 2) you are well liked by children.
Please note, the average baby does not wear diapers here in the village, and birth control is almost nonexistent.

Many “dots” (freckles) mean many children. The big dots are boys, the small ones are girls.
As this rate, I am expected to bear over 100 children. We counted

Having a skirt made without a lining is like making g-nuts without salt. It just isn’t done.
So wear a skirt with a lining and a half slip. And salt your g-nuts.

If you go where they eat houseflies, then you too must eat houseflies.
When in Rome…

When two cows graze together, they must step in one another’s…
When living together you must know that irritations happen, but being together is better than being alone.